"Hi, I'm John. I do card tricks for drunk people. Let me entertain your guests, so you don't have to!"
"THE FUNNIEST MAGICIAN I'VE EVER SEEN!"
So, whether it’s keeping your guests happy while you pose for photos, or keeping the fun going as you switch rooms for the evening reception ( and stopping your Uncle Bill from sneaking off to the pub to watch the match), I can help make your wedding day stress free…AND FUN!
“We booked John for our wedding and it was one of the best decisions we made. Our guests were in a combination of hysterics and bewilderment through out his performance.”
Whether you’re having a glitzy awards night, or a quick drink at the pub to celebrate Janice’s 38th birthday, I can help make your Milton Keynes corporate event fun and memorable – for the right reasons!
“Just a quick note to thank you for your efforts last night. There was some great feedback from the tables and you made a lot of fans! I also appreciate your easy working style, which makes a lot easier for us as organisers.”
It doesn’t matter if you’ve booked a mansion the size of the Stadium MK, or have packed out a small village hall in Milton Keynes with 8,000 of your nearest and dearest, just point me in the direction of your guests and I’ll get them laughing with some interactive, funny and amazing magic – entertainment your guests will LOVE and thank you for!
“WOW! I still have people contacting me to tell me “how good that magician was!”. My son is still waxing lyrical about that trick!”
People I've performed for
Videos of Milton Keynes magician John Holt
I should warn you that the following videos are not Spielberg-esque works of cinematic beauty. It’s basically just me trusting my iPhone to a complete stranger for a few minutes while I do some tricks – that’s as fancy as I get when it comes to video.
The good thing about this though is that you know it’s REAL. That’s important. I want you to see how I interact with people, so you know that I’m the perfect magician for you and your guests – you often can’t get that from a heavy handed, slick, overly edited show-reel that shows fabulous and amazing tricks that, while they look great on camera, don’t work in the real world, for real people, like those that are coming to your party.
If you’re very bored, you can visit my YouTube channel by clicking here to see even more videos of me wearing a suit and holding various props.
I’ll be honest, there are probably better things to watch on the internet.
Who am I and what can I do for you?
Hi, I’m John, a Milton Keynes magician and comedian. I can make YOUR party planning life very easy, by entertaining the heck out of your guests and giving them a fabulous time at YOUR next event.
‘John was amazing !! People were constantly saying to us “the magician is INCREDIBLE!!”‘ – Sam and Dean, Wedding
I perform amazing magic that puts smiles on peoples faces. I’ve done it for large corporate clients and for small family parties; anywhere where there is a bunch of people wanting to be entertained.
"Whatever you paid for that magician...it was worth it!"
Hiring a Milton Keynes magician is an easy and effective way of giving your guests an amazing night AND taking most of the pressure off you!
Click the button below to find out exactly how I try to convince you that I am the perfect entertainer for you and how I can give your guests and AMAZING night!
What people say about Milton Keynes Magician John Holt:
“Everyone was amazed with your ability to make people belly laugh whilst performing brilliant tricks. Thank you for helping make our wedding day stress free!” – Elizabeth Holmes
“John was brilliant! An amazing magician but much more than that as he’s a fantastic entertainer. He kept in touch regularly during the booking process and I was 100% confident that he was the right choice before I’d even met him! He had everyone enraptured with his magic and his personality – my guests literally followed him around the tables because they were that impressed by him! Everyone was talking about him” – Tracey Bailey
“He was hugely entertaining, with a real sense of mischievous fun! With howls of laughter and gasps of magical amazement, our guests loved him! If you are considering having him to a function, get him booked, you won’t be disappointed!” – Justine Fraser
“We booked John for our wedding and it was one of the best decisions we made. Our guests were in a combination of hysterics and bewilderment through out the performance and one of Tracey’s cousins said to me ‘what ever you paid for that guy Matt, it was worth it!’”. – Matt and Tracey