Here’s what no other wedding magician will tell you…

Here’s something that no other wedding magician will tell you…


Truth is, you don’t need most of the fancy things you see at wedding fayres, in magazines or on TV programmes.

Trouble is, when you go to a wedding fayre and see an endless parade of magicians, caricaturists, DJs and chocolate toastmasters, it’s easy to feel the FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) and think:

“Oh my god! I need ALL THESE THINGS!”

No, you don’t.

Sure, these things can all help you have an amazing wedding day, but you don’t NEED them. Sometimes, when you’re stressed out of your mind, it’s good to remind yourself of what you actually NEED to get married.

Let’s start with the basic stuff.

To get married in England, you need to be:

  • 16 or over
  • Not already married or in a civil partnership
  • Not closely related

Meet all those criteria? Good. Now move to level two.

After you’ve established that you’re not 12 and trying to marry your sister, you just need to find:

  • Someone who wants to spend the rest of their lives with you
  • A registered venue to have the service
  • An approved person to perform the wedding ceremony
  • Two witnesses to sign the register.

Got those? Good news – you have all you NEED to get married.

Now let’s move on to what you WANT.

You don’t want a DJ… you want to hear the music you love and for your guests to be on the dancefloor, having a great time.

You don’t want a bouncy castle… you want something to keep the kids (and later, your drunk Aunt Natalie) occupied, so they’re out of your hair for an hour or two.

You don’t want a wedding magician… you want someone to entertain your guests, get them smiling, laughing and having an amazing time – while you relax and enjoy your day. You want your guests to come over to you, beaming, saying “Your wedding is AWESOME! Thank you so much for inviting us!”

When you think of what you want, DON’T think services and providers, think ATMOSPHERE.


Ask yourself:

  • What kind of vibe do we want for each part of our wedding?
  • What mood are we after?
  • What do we want our wedding guests to say/experience?

As a magician and comedian, I’ll not only amaze your guests, but I’ll get them laughing too. Imagine what it’s like hearing ripples of laughter from your guests while you relax and pose for photos.

I’ll look after your guests and get them smiling, so you don’t have to.

If that’s the kind of thing you need to have a great wedding, send me a message before that other bride does. 🙂