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Everton Magician

Everton Magician I can’t believe I’m back as the Everton magician for my sixth year, performing magic for all the hospitality guests in the lounges. Performing at Everton is always good fun, especially when they win. If they lose, I’m constantly heckled with: “Can you magic us up three points?”. * The guests are all …

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Humour Audit

“IF YOU WANT TO MAKE MONEY, CREATE CONTENT”… “I AM CREATING F***ING CONTENT!” Here’s the problem with just churning out content – everyone else is getting the same message AND DOING THE EXACT SAME THING! “CONTENT IS KING!” Yes, but it’s also EVERYWHERE! Let’s face it, you can’t change aisles in the supermarket without stepping …

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In Defence Of Uncle Dave

“I’m really sorry about my Uncle Dave. He’s always like that…really embarrassing. I hope he didn’t give you too hard a time…” There’s an Uncle Dave at every party, wedding or corporate event. He’s the mickey taker, the Jack the lad or, as we magicians call them, “the pain in the arse” (we’re very gifted …

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During Bad Times…

UPDATED: 23RD JUNE 2018 Bad times are everywhere at the moment and it’s hard to avoid. Everyone has an opinion and everyone is right. At times like this, it’s very easy to get locked into arguments and caught in a whirlwind of negativity and hate. Yes, things are bad for certain people in the world, …

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